I Can’t Help Myself Friday. Spring is on the Way Edition.

meg — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:46:31 +0000

Shadow, schmadow groundhog. What, another 6 weeks of winter? You have freaking fur, right? I saw a robin that day, and he said spring is on the way. And he only has little wings, you furry wuss.

Look who’s courting ~~climbing to bed with~~ Wall Street Bankers on Capitol Hill this week:

Luckily, the banking community was spared the ugly beta carotene explosion that has scarred Congressman John Boehner for life, turning him a permanent shade of orange. Paging George Hamilton for an intervention!

Dear Katie Holmes,

Apparently you confused your events. You see, it was the Sundance Film Festival you were attending, not the Contradance Festival. And hey, get over here while I take a pair of scissors to those bangs!

In the I’ll never get country music department:

The Zac Brown Band has some catchy lyrics to a song they call “Chicken Fried”:

“I thank God for my life, And for the stars and stripes, May freedom forever fly, let it ring, Salute the ones who died, And the ones that give their lives, so we don`t have to sacrifice, All the things we love, Like our chicken fried…”

Sigh. My brain just exploded on that one.

An old junior high diary (not mine!) brings back memories:

Oh God kid, that’s my dream list too. Big giant heart over the i in WISH.

Have a great weekend people!

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I Can’t Help Myself Friday. Spring is on the Way Edition.