or meets the Mudflap.
In the latest cultural adventure in North Texas, the family along with some former friends attended a comedy show this past weekend.
Meg, being very picky about comedians, (because her beloved Boston is loaded with famous comedians and whip smart improv troops) had a *LOT* of trepidation about this venture.
First of all, Meg would like to let know her spouse did the research for this adventure.
Let me repeat that. Her spouse did the alleged research.
He never researches ANYTHING. Meg does all of that, and she doesn’t care because she gets the job done and things usually turn out really good. Like a fantastic vacation in France, yummy places for dinner, exciting concerts and stimulating extra curricular activities.
So Meg all like, “What’s the name of the place“?
Him: “I forget”.
Me: “Could we look it up and see the line-up“?
Pause for Google Search…
Him: “It’s called Hyenas“.
Me: Screech! “Hyenas? Really? Let me see who plays there”! (Said in panic stricken voice)
Meg pondered a line-up of comedians, some she had heard, of, some that were washed up, (Bobcat Goldthwaite, anyone?)and none that were on her wish of list of dream funny people.
Yet, Meg soldiered on and said sure, she would go, and would attend the 8pm show starring a guy named Mudflap.
That’s right, Mudflap. That’s his nickname and you can look him up if you want. I dare you, in fact.
Oh forget it, here he is. I have no shame.
So kids, you should have seen the two opening comedians. The first did a whole set of boob jokes, and the next a set of drug jokes, which I’m pretty sure he was quite familiar with dealing.
Here’s another interesting fact about Hyena’s:
THERE WERE ASHTRAYS EVERYWHERE. SO PEOPLE COULD SMOKE!
And so they did. Chain smoking one butt right after another.
Well, it could have been worse. She could have been at the rodeo with smelly cows and guys that had mullets like Mudflap, plus the chain smoking.
Meg had now notched another first in her cowgirl belt, seeing a redneck comedian in a smoky bar.
Next, stay tuned as she goes to the Texas State Fair and eats fried food.
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Texas allows smoking in bars?! That’s enough to make this boozer stop drinking!
The Zadge´s last [type] ..The Hangover, just without Bradley Cooper. Unfortunately.
Can you imagine my horror???
Your husband? #deadmanwalking
Mrs. Tuna´s last [type] ..The Real Sheldon of Orange County
Mrs. Tuna, thank you!