Oh Marco Rubio, when you went on the air for the Republican rebuttal to the State of the Union address, did you think anyone would remember anything except what you have done for the game of Marco Polo?
Marco Polo is a form of tag played in a swimming pool. One player is chosen as “It”. This player closes their eyes and tries to find and tag the other players without the use of vision.
And how ironic is it that Rubio has NO VISION WHATSOEVER?
Marco’s speech also proved to be a resounding success for water bottle sales:
What? Can’t small businesses make MILLIONS off of these?
But Marco proved he does indeed have buzz, and every late night comedian fell on their knees thanking him for a monolouge that wrote itself!
Here is Stephen Colbert’s take on Marco, the “board certified minority“:
Jimmy Fallon included Marco in his weekly “Thank You Notes” segment! (Great minds think alike, Jimmy!)
Of course, no week would be complete without my fake husband, Jon Stewart:
And Marco, the only reason people are following you on Twitter is to see the next dumb ass thing you tweet out.
In the meantime peeps, try to stay hydrated this weekend. Don’t let thirst HAPPEN TO YOU.