Dear Mama Kat,
Thank you for the opportunity to discuss the most egregious fashion moments of our lives. This blog will not only expound on several important topics, it will provide concrete visual evidence that several trends of the 90′s should never ever appear again in the United States of America, with perhaps the lone exception of the Jersey Shore.
Without further adieu, I bring you THE PERM:
This is Meg and her sister Ain’t Misbeehaven in Nantucket, circa sometime in the early 90′s. Note they are both sporting tightly wound perms, heavily sprayed into place with Aqua Net. Sorry Bee, if I outed myself, I had to out you, too.
Meg is seriously concerned about the fluorocarbons she has used; contributing to a hole in the ozone layer. She can hear the polar ice caps cracking, and icebergs collapsing. Good God, what could she have been thinking?
In another vacation mishap, Meg, and again her sister, Mom and cousin all decided to sport matching sweatshirts:
That in itself isn’t so bad, but please note Meg is sporting some aqua stirrup pants. Apparently her sister is looking on in disapproval, and Meg can see why. She also notes her attire includes a heinous baseball cap and some sort of dangling earrings, and all she knows is the outfit is a cry for help. What kind of help, she isn’t sure.
Meg is happy a new century has dawned, and she can finally be halfway comfortable that a photo of herself won’t be used as a Glamour Don’t:
And girls, don’t let perms and stirrup pants HAPPEN to YOU.