I’m not sure who’s the gift that keeps on giving this Presidential primary season, but you’d think Mitt Romney could take advantage of the crazy ass field of candidates. Yet, he every time he’s off script he just can’t help himself:
Damn right Jack rides in a car. On a leopard blanket.
Let’s start with how he treats the family pooch. Who puts their dog on top of a car for an extensive road trip to CANADA? Why he does! This story has been floating around for years in these parts, but once he decided to run, it became national news.
And I can totally get on board with wearing one of these buttons:
There was the famous $10,000 bet with Rick Perry. Most people would bet a beer (or his his case Diet Coke?), but he bet a briefcase full of cash! Tra la!
“I’ve always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will. I began when I was 15 or so and I have hunted those kinds of varmints since then. More than two times.”
Recently Mitt attended the Daytona 500, where he mentioned his wife drove several Cadillacs, most likely purchased from his NASCAR team-owning friends.
Let’s get Jon Stewart’s take on all that Mitt, with a little Rick thrown in for fun:
Does it seem like Mitt Romney is channeling Thurston Howell III?? With Lovie right by his side? Does their future include a remake of Gilligan’s Island?
All I know is, if he came to my front, door, I’d tell Jack to bite him in the ass. Good boy, Jack!
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I’m sure Romney and Santorum (who fancies himself a Saint) are from another planet.
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In the Democrats’ dreams, we couldn’t have come up with better candidates!
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I loathe Mitt.
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