Meg is a little gleeful, and yes, a little woeful over the Presidential debates. She sees all kinds of buzzwords being bandied about like “proud American” and “getting our rights back”. Excuse me, but aren’t we all proud Americans? I’m also pretty sure we have more inalienable rights than people in most countries. Yet people shriek and shout and then tell the Pillsbury Dough Boy they like him best. Yay, let’s pick the guy who brought government to a screeching halt in the 90′s!
Good Lord, President Obama, you must be kicking back and enjoying this:
Yeah, you showed him Newt. How dare he bring up the open marriage thing, it’s only all over the networks!
Mitt never gave a second thought to sticking his family pet in a carrier on TOP OF A CAR ,roaring down the interstate 20 years ago, but I bet he’s regretting that thoughtless little act now. Is that what a smart man would do?
Freddie Mac, Jimmy Mack, someone wants their money back! I assume you are all singing that to the tune of Martha and the Vandellas, correct?
I bet poor old Rick Perry didn’t think his foreign policy thoughts about Turkey would be his undoing:
And lest we forget the spouses:
Well, expect more fake tweets and unusual candidate avatars from Meg as the campaign rolls along. She’s here to make the election and the social networks a better place for all of us.
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Great tweets. I think all the Republican candidates are twits.
The Zadge´s last [type] ..The State of the Union ain’t no Golden Globes, my friends. This is some serious important shit.
My favorite video clip of Newt is from quite a while ago, where he is speaking as an instructor to a college class about how women can’t serve on the front lines in combat, because you have to live in ditches, and women get infections once a month so obviously they cannot handle living in ditches.
Infections. It makes my already roasting hot face go nuclear. I cannot handle that people are taking him seriously.
Horsefeathers! Why didn’t I realize these Republican people were holding any kind of hollering-outs??
Perhaps I was too busy watching the Wiggles. For the gazillionth time. But Dorothy the Dinosaur is really sexy and funny and her name is waaaayyyyy better than Mitt or Newt.
I bet the Wiggles could kick some serious ass onstage with any of these characters.
Her Ace in the Hole´s last [type] ..those days
I’m not a twitterer, but I love your tweets! Politics made my head hurt. Thank goodness you make them funny.
Dawn in DC´s last [type] ..Every vice has its excuse ready…