Earlier this week, Meg was expounding how an April Fool’s snowstorm was going to rain her her parade today. Lucky for her, the storm is merely bringing an annoying mix of rain and some sleet to her little burgh. Ha ha all you meteorological a**hats, you can’t ruin my wine tasting party tonight!
Meg, like her pal Mr T., isn’t going to put up with any foolish weather or people this Friday. She, like Mr. T, is going to pity the fool instead.
What’s your opinion about this Facebook exchange?
Don’t even get Meg started on grammar and spelling, it’s clear all people need to learn now are the abbreviations so they can text and instant message. LOL, everyone.
It’s tax time, and let General Electric tells it like it is:
GE, where 2010 saw them netting 5 billion dollars in profit. And paying ZERO federal income tax. April Fool’s everyone! Umm, not really. WTF, how do they get away with that?
Maybe Jon Stewart can tell us exactly how GE did that?
The Stepford Wife, aka Katie Holmes was recently spotted with tot Suri; who was munching on these:
“She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don’t need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she’s going to say, what is this? And I really didn’t want to have that conversation.
Katie, news flash. Parents do teach their kids the word penis is OK. And OMG, they don’t have to S-P-E-L-L it out! But what’s up with you sugaring a kid up at midnight in New York City? Katie get a double bonus pity the fool award.
Let’s end with a little lighthearted April Fools prank, because those of us that had to SHOVEL SNOW this morning really need a freaking break:
Let’s all avoid the April Fool’s pranksters, and swan dive into a cocktail later on, shall we?
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Sista, please take photos of your par-tay tonight so I can feel like a virtual guest!
The Zadge´s last [type] ..Writing With Noodles
You should listen to this Sista (the one who shares the same parents) more often – I told you it would turn out to be NOTHING – those A**wipe weather people haven’t got a clue! I can do a better job!
enjoy your par-tay! I’ll (sling) sip one down and act like I’m there!
Honey, you are now an official…um, tooth?…on Hen’s Teeth! I needed to post something on the topic of The Tax Man (which I CHOSE fergawdsake and what was I thinking?) and all I could think of was heavy and morose stuff about GE. Now? You’ve done it for me! So I’m rippin’ that picture with full credit and hoping you’re too busy getting ready for your wine tasting to sue me over it.
Whine. I wanna come to your wine tasting! I bet it’s more fun than anything else I’m doing tonight.
Nance´s last [type] ..Silver Threads- LeonnEmmyLounEm
Great post. I was entertained. Jon Stewart was on the money on this one. Have a great wine tasting evening.
Audubon Ron´s last [type] ..Margot Ilgner – Guest Writer from Bavaria
Penis, penis, penis, there I said it and I too give up. Hope the party waste a tasting success.
linlah´s last [type] ..hoover dam does not power las vegas
My kids loved Scrotum Sweeties when they were that age.
I’m all about two, to and too as well as their, there and they’re.
Mrs. Tuna´s last [type] ..Punish the Wicked
Hope your party was great! Dawn loved this mixed-bag post. WTF Katie Holmes? What a weirdo.
REALLY loved the shadow skit at the end. Awesome Sauce.
Dawn@Lighten Up!´s last [type] ..Sht My Son Says
Thank you thank you thank you for this post packed with awesome brilliant stuff!!!!!
By the way, do you know where I could procure some of those special gummies? ^_^
subWOW´s last [type] ..Narcissus- A Rambling in Four Parts