Meg thinks she’ll skip usual Oscar fashion recap. Almost everyone she saw looked good, and that wouldn’t give her much fodder. She did love how Melissa Leo dropped the f-bomb – and please, get over yourself Academy and ABC, it’s so refreshing when someone doesn’t pull a script from their cleavage to read off a mind numbing list of names.
Let’s do something a little more fun this morning, and imagine the Oscars as if members of the Family Circus had starred in the movies:
Wouldn’t Dolly make a kickass Natalie Portman? I’m pretty sure Dolly is the only real or fake character to ever achieve the perfect slicked back ballerina hair-do . The ultimate Black Swan.
Granted, Billy does not have a Mark Wahlberg physique, but he can stand up to the rest of his wimpy family. He’s a Fighter. He could take that dad with the Mr. Magoo glasses with one hand behind his back.
Billy has no qualms about asking what is rightfully his. Even if the King in The King’s Speech is all busy, well, with the Kinging thing.
Could our Billy be somewhat sinister? He could be if he’s trying keep Facebook for himself and not share with those twins that look like they are from Madame Tussaud’s wax museum.
And by the way, Meg does think that Billy from the Family Circus would have been WAY FUNNIER than James Franco, and much less squinty eyed. For God’s sake next year, get a comedian. Even if it’s a cartoon one.