The summer humidity does strange things to the brain. Sometimes what we see can’t possibly be real, right? Or can it? Let’s explore some of life’s improbable mysteries and try and figure things out, shall we?
CBS regularly features “Our own chef Katie Lee“. SHE IS NOT A FREAKING CHEF! STOP CALLING HER ONE.
Bon Appetit, a usually stellar magazine, cited actress Gwyneth Paltrow in their August issue as not only an actress, but as a LIFESTYLE GURU as well! Really? I’m having a hard time deciding which role is the oxymoron, but here’s an example of Gwyneth’s cleanse diet for shedding holiday pounds:
7am (or upon rising): Glass of room temperature lemon water
8am: Herbal tea
10am (breakfast): Blueberry and Almond Smoothie
11:30am: Coconut water*
1:30pm (lunch): Salad with Carrot and Ginger Dressing
4pm (snack): A handful of mixed pumpkin and sunflower seeds
6pm (dinner): Broccoli and Arugula Soup
*Make sure that the coconut water has no added sugar. Fresh is ideal but the brands Zico or Vita Coco are readily available.
LAST STEP: Order pizza with works after going insane trying to do this.
Oh crap, Elisabeth Hasselbeck wasn’t on LOST, that was SURVIVOR! But who doesn’t wish she would have gotten killed by the smoke monster?
The New York Times style page ran a lengthy feature called “Snooki’s Time”. Can I just ask time for what? Oh right, Gym, tan, laundry. Bar fight. Late night hot tub antics. Repeat.
All I know, it’s Friday and it’s time for cocktails. And oxymorons be damned.
Have a great weekend!