I Can’t Help Myself Friday. The Pouty Edition.

by meg on February 26, 2010

Well, I never, said Scarlett O’Hara:

Yesterday’s Health Care Summit.

The only time you might want three jacks is when you are playing cards. Yesterday brought the JACKS together in a friendly bi-partisan setup discussion of the health care bill. See them stamp their feet! Feel their false outrage! Look at the giant health care bill perched precariously in front of Eric Cantor! Would you like to engage in meaningful dialogue on this subject, or shall I just bring you a stunt periscope to peer over your carefully stacked bill?

Crap. The agony of defeat.

Dear Julia,

You see, Lindsay Vonn didn’t really want to crash and break her finger, inadvertently stopping your ski run. Sadly, I think the officials bungled that, but you Twittered and Facebooked about it in the most unbecoming way, blaming your teammate. Not exactly a show of Olympic spirit, Julia. I’m going to have to ask you to turn that tiara in for good.

Kirstie’s getting her freak on again during her appearance on Oprah.

Actually, this picture makes a factual case that women over 50 should not get hair extensions halfway down their backs. Because you are GOING to pout if they look as bad as these do.

Enough with you pouty people! Like February, I’m leaving you in the dust. Or a snowbank.

Because we need to smile going into the weekend, I leave you with my favorite funnyman, who never fails to bring a laugh:

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Dawn in Austin February 26, 2010 at 1:21 pm

I always like your Friday outlook. It catches me up on all the stuff I’ve missed. Which is much more interesting when summed up by you.

noe noe girl February 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Jon is too funny, Kirstie not so much. i agree that hair is a trainwreck.

Nance February 26, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Jon was fabulous! Thanks for posting that video. Honestly, I do not understand what Republicans think and, apparently, neither do they.

Annie February 27, 2010 at 12:31 am

In the health care debate, I often feel I should be wearing Whoopie Goldberg’s Alice in Wonderland Hat!!! No wonder the Republican party is descended from the Know-Nothing Party of yore because They Know Nothing except how to promote themselves and tax cuts for the wealthy. Health care for the masses is not in their playbook. Oh, no, the USA is better off with the insurance companies playing a variety of roles, Scrooge, The Joker, Silas Marner, and The Terminator. We want what they have for health coverage and we want it NOW!!!

See what you started!!! My fave rant……

The Zadge February 27, 2010 at 3:47 am

Senator Boehner really should be called “Senator Boner.” And as we say in Colorado, Julia, Cowgirl up!

Little Miss Sunshine State February 28, 2010 at 12:23 am

I think Kirstie seems to have more problems that the numbers on her bathroom scale.

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