Shadow, schmadow groundhog. What, another 6 weeks of winter? You have freaking fur, right? I saw a robin that day, and he said spring is on the way. And he only has little wings, you furry wuss.
Look who’s courting climbing to bed with Wall Street Bankers on Capitol Hill this week:
Luckily, the banking community was spared the ugly beta carotene explosion that has scarred Congressman John Boehner for life, turning him a permanent shade of orange. Paging George Hamilton for an intervention!
Dear Katie Holmes,
Apparently you confused your events. You see, it was the Sundance Film Festival you were attending, not the Contradance Festival. And hey, get over here while I take a pair of scissors to those bangs!
In the I’ll never get country music department:
The Zac Brown Band has some catchy lyrics to a song they call “Chicken Fried”:
“I thank God for my life, And for the stars and stripes, May freedom forever fly, let it ring, Salute the ones who died, And the ones that give their lives, so we don`t have to sacrifice, All the things we love, Like our chicken fried…”
Sigh. My brain just exploded on that one.
An old junior high diary (not mine!) brings back memories:
Oh God kid, that’s my dream list too. Big giant heart over the i in WISH.
Have a great weekend people!
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Fricking hilarious! Paging George Hamilton! LMAO!
The beta carotene comment made me spit my morning yogurt onto my keyboard!!!
I forgot to add that we don’t need a groundhog named Phil to tell us that there will be 6 more weeks of winter! Spring doesn’t officially start until March 21st – and here in the Northeast it could be May or June before we settle in to steady, nice weather! But hey don’t shoot the messenger – I’m just sayin!
I like the junior high list. It’s funny as we get older how we can forget about some of the things on the list. My DH is not hot, has no cool friends, and would be here if he wasn’t on the other side of the world. Other than that, he’s all those things on the list. I especially like that he sits with me.