Well, I never, said Scarlett O’Hara:
Yesterday’s Health Care Summit.
The only time you might want three jacks is when you are playing cards. Yesterday brought the JACKS together in a friendly bi-partisan setup discussion of the health care bill. See them stamp their feet! Feel their false outrage! Look at the giant health care bill perched precariously in front of Eric Cantor! Would you like to engage in meaningful dialogue on this subject, or shall I just bring you a stunt periscope to peer over your carefully stacked bill?
Crap. The agony of defeat.
You see, Lindsay Vonn didn’t really want to crash and break her finger, inadvertently stopping your ski run. Sadly, I think the officials bungled that, but you Twittered and Facebooked about it in the most unbecoming way, blaming your teammate. Not exactly a show of Olympic spirit, Julia. I’m going to have to ask you to turn that tiara in for good.
Actually, this picture makes a factual case that women over 50 should not get hair extensions halfway down their backs. Because you are GOING to pout if they look as bad as these do.
Enough with you pouty people! Like February, I’m leaving you in the dust. Or a snowbank.
Because we need to smile going into the weekend, I leave you with my favorite funnyman, who never fails to bring a laugh:
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c|