On Monday night, I watched the Running of the Bulls:
No, I’m not talking Pamplona, Spain people. I’m talking the Bachelor 2010 villa, where all the hair-raising action took place! The adrenaline has NOT stopped coursing through my veins!
Let’s do some analysis:
The “girls” decided a game of ballgown football would be a great way to break the ice, or rather, touch Bachelor Jake’s abs as many times as they could. See one contestant tell Jake to throw the ball “real hard”! OMG, it’s the blondes versus the brunettes! Cue the music to Dynasty!
It’s gets better. Crazy Ashley decides she is going to take matters into her own hands and get some one on one time with Jake, who is a commercial pilot. What better way to do this than a little role-playing that harkens back to the 70′s?
As an extra added bonus, her flight pin says “Property of Captain”. Smart girl, she is.
While Ashley is serving a secondary bag of pretzels to Captain Jake, the rest of our Greek chorus chimes in with deeply relevant observations and commentary on our flight attendant’s psycho drama:
Now normally I would be embarrassed to say I watched the show, but honestly, it was a total of 5 minutes. That’s all it took for me to watch these women make complete fools of themselves.
Dare I tune on next week when the serious hot tub games begin? Watch for an implant floating near you.
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When my kids were here, they watched endless hours of Jersey Shore. I could feel our collective IQ’s dropping by the minute.
I have that same fear about watching The Bachelor.
GAH! Reality….really.
I’m surprised you lasted 5 minutes!
I think it was closer to 3.5 minutes. The videos are viewable on ABC, so
you get all necessary clips you would ever need. The flight attendant clip had me rolling on the floor!
I honestly have people look at me and ask, “Really? You don’t watch TV? How come?” Oy. I’m with Little Miss Sunshine up there, our IQs are dropping by the minute. Here’s the really scary thing, the young people who grow up on this stuff? Are going to be running the country some day.
What’s next? A White House Big Brother show? Maybe we’ll elect presidents by putting them in hot tubs with world leaders, then voting off the bad ones and giving the winner a rose. Oh! I could go on and on. LOL
Oh Dawn I think you should pitch that idea of a White House BB to CBS – just imagine Julie dumb ass Chen asking the questions!