Fantasy Husbands

by meg on January 27, 2010

Do you have a dream husband?

I’m not talking real life spouses or partners here. I’m talking the kind of husband that pops up on the the radar when the spirit moves you. Say you watch a movie or a football game. The handsome star may take on a new light, in which you say something like:

“And then my husband Tom Brady threw a pass down the field”!

When the Patriot’s lost their playoff game a few weeks ago, Ain’t Miss Beehavin and I were like:

and then BOSSY said:

Our friend Bossy has actually had many husbands scattered throughout the course of her blog career, chief being John Cusack, although, Robert Downey Jr., in his older and more sober persona has merited recent consideration.

Some are lucky enough to spend time with their dream husbands, like my friend Sheila. (not a blogger, but she seriously should be she’s so funny!) She is hanging here with her husband, Denzel Washington:

I think everyone needs a fantasy husband. Or three. Here are my top picks, sorted by category. For the next few weeks anyway.

Fashion and shopping husband:

Hey, no one said the husband couldn’t be gay!!! Clinton Kelly from What Not to Wear would make the most fabulous shopping and fashion consulting husband. Saks and lunch, Clinton?

Cooking in the kitchen with:

Ladies, I give you T.R. Pescod. He’s a top model, but is also seen on the Barefoot Contessa as a right hand man in Ina’s kitchen. I need a fresh baguette, T.R., stat!

Here’s a husband to just relax with:.

And Liam Neeson makes the perfect trifecta.

Do tell, who are your fantasy husbands?

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Ain't Miss BeehavenNo Gravatar January 27, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Well my Tommy of course.

Bradley Cooper – he’s so cute!

I’ve had Richard Gere on my list for years – but he’s looking kinda old now so I’m gonna stick with someone more my age – go out on a limb and say: hmmm, ah – gee this is hard there are so many! I’ll get back to you on this!

Little Miss Sunshine StateNo Gravatar January 27, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Richard Gere, Chris Meloni (Law and Order:SVU), Jimmy Smits, Taye Diggs

TR’s teeth are a little scary.

The ZadgeNo Gravatar January 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Uh, you need to tell your friend Sheila to back off MY husband! And the only positive thing that happened from the tragic death of Natasha was that I seriously believed that Liam would be calling me once he stopped grieving. He must still be grieving.

Ain't Miss BeehavenNo Gravatar January 27, 2010 at 7:29 pm

LMSS – I like Jimmy Smits too! (and all others too!)

I have my final vote – Jon Bon Jovi! We even share the same birthday! I’m showing my age here huh?

What an odd cast of characters – The Jock – Tommy
The cute actor – Bradley Cooper
and the crazy and wild 80′s hair/head banging Jon!

I’m crazy like that!

Miss SpokenNo Gravatar January 27, 2010 at 9:36 pm

Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs (panties falling off as I write this)

Dawn in AustinNo Gravatar January 28, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Oh, Miss Spoken! It’s a throw down, because I called Mike Rowe years ago! I sit around trying to think up a job dirty enough at my house for him to come work on me, ummm here, come work here.

LissaNo Gravatar January 28, 2010 at 9:48 pm

Meg-I nearly fell off the couch reading this!!! Sheila will love it!

noe noe girlNo Gravatar January 29, 2010 at 2:36 am

I *snort* every time I come here!

Miss SpokenNo Gravatar January 30, 2010 at 12:05 am

I forgot to mention Dr. Drew (and not just because he can write me a legit prescription)

megNo Gravatar January 31, 2010 at 9:42 pm

Hmm, I like the additions of Bradley Cooper, Chris Meloni and Mike Rowe. We must all like blue eyes? We may have to mud-wrestle over them.

Cupcake MurphyNo Gravatar February 12, 2010 at 4:34 am

I have a variety of other husbands but I must say my heart belongs primarily to Jon Stewart, Al Franken, Shelby Foote and the guy that started crying explaining Yosemite in the Ken Burns National Parks Documentary.

megNo Gravatar February 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Jon S is a very frequent guest here. Yes, yes! Peter Coyote was the National Parks guy, I love his voice!

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