Amazon, after my nice husband spent good money on a Kindle for me, you send me this?
Apparently you haven’t read my rant on the Lee sisters. Get with the program!
Things that make Tiger Woods happy while in rehab:
From the wife’s lawyer:
“They’re very much in love. They want to try to work it out and want to have the best shot at doing that,” Brooke Sheen’s attorney, Yale Galanter, told The Associated Press. “These kids are in probably the most loving, nurturing, wholesome, healthy environment I have ever seen,” he said, describing their mother as “doting.”
Well Brooke, if Charlie keeps snapping your eyeglasses in half, you won’t really be able to read the terms of your pre-nup! And that might make the best chance of reconciliation.
In local news, this is a facsimile of a customer seen at one of our favorite local establishments last night:
Note the bad toupee and mustache. Note the eerie resemblance to members of the Third Reich. Note that ROZ our bartender (her code name) has spun on her heel and is ignoring you, because you are standing next to us knocking on the bar (or maybe we are knock, knock knocking on heaven’s door???? ) and waving someone’s empty wine glass in a vain attempt for attention?
ROZ quickly convened in a huddle with us, where upon she declared this idiot was going to be the thirstiest man in the bar, and would remain parched for several more minutes, until she could restrain herself from ripping his face off. Way to go ROZ! You have the makings of a book on bad customers!
Happy New Year faithful readers!
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I say we punch Sandra and take that cocktail!
Cheers and Happy New Year.
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OMG – Sandra Lee is the most annoying foodie ever! Give me Ina or Giadia any day of the week!
I think the Cranberry Margarita looked pretty good! Then again I don’t watch the Lee sisters either!
I think I like ROZ!
It’s how Sandra Lee says “creamy” and how often that makes me want to punch her. Plus, things like a butterfly clip as an accent to her hairscape.
Lawd.
Oh, just to clarify – there’s way more that make me want to punch her, but if I listed all that out, I’d still be typing in 2011.
Amazon gets on Bossy’s nerves. Enough with The Hottest Electronics Deals already.
Think Charlie S had a little too much drinky-drinky over the holidays?
I think if you need Sandra’s recipe book for your cocktails, you aren’t drinking enough.
LMSS, agreed! I only part about that Amazon email I liked was the title “Bring Happy Hour Home”.
My nausea about Sandra is only rivaled by my WONDER at how on earth she manages to do that freakish daily rotation of making sure her curtains, dishes, blouses, hair clips, knick knacks match. I mean if Suze Orman got a hold of her I think the first piece of advice would be STOP REDECORATING YOUR HOUSE EVERY MORNING.