Let’s begin:
Would you look at that? A Fox News Poll that adds up to 120 percent? May I deflect this to Jon Stewart, who discusses the merits of this poll and how the policy wonks at the Fox and Friends morning show meticulously go over the integrity of these numbers:
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I received this interesting spam mail yesterday, which I give you in part:
“This promotion is organized by microword.com to advertise and to promote our website, http://www.microword.com/, which is based on all kind internet companies, all kind of computer hardware and software product. This promotion is as well organized to encourage the use of the Internet user and to promote computer literacy worldwide.
Congratulations to you lucky winner!
Sincerely,
Mr. Golf . P Ivan.
Of course, I know it’s a scam, but I can’t help but think the copy was written by these guys:
Shall I meet you in the Holland Tunnel to pick up my prize, boys?
Lastly, because I truly can’t help myself, what would this week be with a shout out to Tiger Woods:
HO HO HO this holiday season! My favorite Tiger mistress still remains Jamie Grubbs, who was sporting a glue-on diamond near her eye the other day. Be sure to yell FORE when she lands on the fairway Tiger, as she might blind your fellow golfers and ruin just a little more than their tee shots.
Have the best weekend ever!
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I noticed another of Tiger’s parmours wearing the diamond on the cheek. Maybe it’s code for “I slept with Tiger Woods”. From the way it’s going, we could all go blind from the bling!
Tiger’s mistress should go hang out with Two Wild and Crazy Guys.
LOL, as the kids say these days! I am strangely obsessed with the Tiger Skanks – can’t get enough of them!