Whenever Meg cannot nail a coherent post down, she counts on blog Jeopardy to get her out of trouble. Let’s start with the easy Potpourri category and see if Meg can’t run the board this morning!
If there isn’t another reason to hate Gwyneth Paltrow more, please refer to her daily routine below:
“I wake up at 7 a.m., I get [the kids] fed, and I get them dressed in their uniforms, any bits of homework are finished,” Paltrow explained. “I take them to school. She [Apple, now 9] gets dropped off at 8:25 a.m., and he [Moses, now 7] gets dropped off at 8:45 a.m., so we have a croissant together in his school dining room and we do reading together. Then I go home and I work for one hour on all the e-mails that come in overnight from L.A. Then I exercise from about 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Then I work on Goop [the digital media and e-commerce company she founded] pretty much the rest of the day until I pick up my kids and then they have various activities.”
I don’t know about you, but the part about the croissant annoys the living shit out of me.
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Remember how the Old Spice guy made a big splash a few years ago?
Kraft decided that kind of thing might work for salad dressing. Feast your eyes on the Kraft “Zesty Guy”:
And if you have a friend that needs cheering up, feel free to head here and send them a “Zesty Gram”. I personally would not mind receiving this in an email!
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You know how we all find the Bachelor and The Bachelorette degrading? See how Jimmy Kimmel turns that franchise on it’s ear by debuting the “Baby Bachelor“:
Somehow the dinosaur ceremony seems so much more meaningful than the rose ceremony.
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Meg can never resist the chance to throw a little Jon Stewart your way:
Plus, it’s so refreshing to see another country with screwed up politicians, right?
Consider that your “daily double” for the day!
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