Meg is finishing up one sh**storm of a week, and saw this video of Tina Fey, which she could totally relate to:

And all she has to say about this week is what the what!@?

In fact, Meg has gone so far as to make up her very own blues name:

Please just refer to me as Jailhouse Jumbo Parker for the remainder of the month.

I love this guy channeling Samuel L. Jackson:

Lord. I just think I broke my own concentration.

I thought twinkly white lights were a nice thing to have in your house? Call me selfish, then.

Let’s end with a little Jon Stewart, who makes us all feel better.

This weekend Meg may listen to “Fly Me to the Moon” while she gets over her Jailhouse bad self. And see ya, January.

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The Tweets You Wish Politicians Wrote.

by meg on January 24, 2012

Meg is a little gleeful, and yes, a little woeful over the Presidential debates. She sees all kinds of buzzwords being bandied about like “proud American” and “getting our rights back”. Excuse me, but aren’t we all proud Americans? I’m also pretty sure we have more inalienable rights than people in most countries. Yet people shriek and shout and then tell the Pillsbury Dough Boy they like him best. Yay, let’s pick the guy who brought government to a screeching halt in the 90′s!

Good Lord, President Obama, you must be kicking back and enjoying this:

Yeah, you showed him Newt. How dare he bring up the open marriage thing, it’s only all over the networks!

Mitt never gave a second thought to sticking his family pet in a carrier on TOP OF A CAR ,roaring down the interstate 20 years ago, but I bet he’s regretting that thoughtless little act now. Is that what a smart man would do?

Freddie Mac, Jimmy Mack, someone wants their money back! I assume you are all singing that to the tune of Martha and the Vandellas, correct?

I bet poor old Rick Perry didn’t think his foreign policy thoughts about Turkey would be his undoing:

And lest we forget the spouses:

Well, expect more fake tweets and unusual candidate avatars from Meg as the campaign rolls along. She’s here to make the election and the social networks a better place for all of us.

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I Can’t Help Myself Friday. With a Side of Insulin.

January 20, 2012

It’s Friday, and Meg is thinking some football and yummy snacks for the Patriots/Ravens game this SUNDAY. Meg will not, however, be turning to Paula Deen for a casserole of cream cheese and a side of fried butter for her halftime snack. Paula’s cooking never inspired Meg. Too much of everything. Too much fat, too [...]

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The Dangers of Someone Named After a City.

January 19, 2012

Meg always speculates about people that are named after cities and states. She wonders whatever happened to the tried and true baby boomer names like Jane, Janet and Janice? (actually three of the most popular names in her high school!). What can the parents be thinking when they say, “I love the name Tampa Bay. [...]

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Tuesday Potpourri for $200

January 17, 2012

It’s January people, and let’s face it, it’s a boring month. Meg’s excitement over the holiday weekend consisted of re-grouting her bathroom tub (a joint project with the husband), shopping on-line for laptop batteries, and continuing her lucky streak of not having to shovel a single inch of snow so far this winter. Good times! [...]

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I Can’t Help Myself Friday. Musically Yours.

January 13, 2012

Meg was on Facebook this week and noticed everyone was posting the number one song the week they were born. What viral fun! What could be more exciting than saying you were born the week the Stones Gimme’ Shelter went number one? Or We Are the Champions by Queen was rockin your Mom’s delivery room? [...]

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